Divorce My Wife Who Doesn't Love Me

My father-in-law, a man of courage, was stabbed three times in an act of valor. By the time he was rushed to the hospital, he was nearly breathless. Using traditional Chinese acupuncture and ginseng soup, I managed to keep him alive. Grasping my hand, he uttered, "Let Emma see me..."

I immediately called my wife, Emma Smith, but her childhood friend Dave answered, "Emma is in the shower. What's the matter?"

"Please tell her that her father is in the hospital, dying, and wants to see her one last time," I said, suppressing my anger.