Death on the Wedding Anniversary

"You'll need a kidney transplant soon, or your body won't last much longer."

The doctor was handsome, but he didn't know how to break bad news.

I guess not many people are as unlucky as I am.

I came home holding the diagnosis. The first thing I saw were two pairs of shoes by the entrance, one man's and one woman's.

Yep, that jerk brought another woman home again.