Daughter-in-Law Slapped Me, Then Panicked When Money Stopped

While buying my son's wedding car, I mentioned in passing, just to haggle, that the front passenger seat felt a little cramped, and said I wanted to check a few more dealerships to compare. My daughter-in-law suddenly snapped, threw an iced americano all over me, and slapped me twice across the face with her backhand. "So you're one of those two-faced mothers-in-law from the internet! You want to fight me for the passenger seat that's mine, that's why you're so obsessed with it!" "That passenger seat is for my ninety-pound wife. It's not for a fat widow like you to nitpick over."