Cousin Bought $300 Bouquet, Demands $5,200 Refund

On Valentine's Day, my cousin Morton wanted to please his girlfriend, so he wheedled and haggled with me until I let him have a 520-rose bouquet for three hundred dollars. The delivery guy had barely dropped the flowers off at their destination when Morton came storming over to find me. "Sophia Dickerson! I bought your bouquet because I trusted you! You can't sell me wilted flowers just because I didn't spend much!"