Chained to My Cheated Ex-girlfriend

After being dumped by Summer for two years, Christopher developed gynophobia-getting too close to a woman made him nauseous and want to throw up.

Christopher, "Why are there ugly women everywhere? I'm going to stay single for life."

His bros, "???"

Then, out of nowhere, Summer returned, begging for reconciliation and affection.

Christopher, "You think you can break up whenever you want and get back together just because you say so? Who do you think you are?!"

Summer, "Aren't you desperate? You haven't taken care of your needs for a long time, have you?"