Buddy Poached Lonely Seniors Who Promised Me Their House

When he found out I was cooking three meals a day for a group of old people, and that they'd sign their homes over to me after they died, my buddy's face went dark.

"Evan Sullivan, all you do is cook for them every day, and you have the nerve to want their houses? On top of charging them for groceries? Since when are you this greedy?"

Once he'd confirmed every one of the seniors could still take care of themselves, he dropped the act entirely.

He pulled me and all the seniors into one group chat, then laid it on thick: "To all of you, I only just found out that on top of your three meals a…