Broken Marriage, New Future

Outside the courthouse, Lucy Anderson's secretary suddenly collapsed.

She abandoned me and followed the ambulance to the hospital.

I tidied up the aftermath alone into the wee hours of the night and saw a social media update from her secretary, featuring Lucy's profile as she leaned over the hospital bed.

The post read: [Finally divorced. Now I can openly be with you.]

I clicked "like" and commented: [Here's to hoping for a brood of eight!]

Afterwards, I packed my stuff and moved out.