Biting the Hand That Fed Him

During a charity gala, my boyfriend bids on a pair of matching watches but gives one of them to his true love.

The media excitedly capture the scene and ask, "You bought a million-dollar watch without even batting an eye, Mr. Loewe. You've been single all these years—is it time for you to make an official announcement on your relationship status?"

Everyone off stage applauds him, and I join them. I give him my blessings for his so-called announcement.

To make it up to me, he attends my birthday celebration. Yet he pushes me into the cake to make his true love happy.