At My Daughter's College Party, Distant Relatives Blew $500K and Regretted It

My daughter got into an Ivy League university, and I was so happy I booked a college celebration dinner at Lakeview Hotel, where it runs about two hundred dollars a head. I shared the news in the family group chat. But all the aunts and busybodies had something to say. "Your kid's this impressive, and you go and book some cheap, shabby hotel?" "If you ask me, Crestwood Resort's the most luxurious. A place like that is the only way to have any class."