An Intriguing Encounter with the Movie King

At the premiere of "Hidden Winter", I missed a step and ended up pulling down the pants of the Best Actor, Emilio Warren, as I fell.

There was a round of gasps, along with clicks of camera shutters.

I looked up in a daze and saw a piece of pink fabric on his round, firm backside.

Staring right back at me was the snout of GGBond.