After My Ex Opened the 100th Urn, He Went Crazy with Regret

Ten years of marriage. Ninety-nine affairs.

I never divorced him, because before the wedding he'd bought 100 urns.

“You've always loved your rituals. If I'm ever unfaithful after we're married, you put the proof inside an urn.”

“Once all hundred are used up, our marriage is officially dead, and I leave with nothing.”

“This is my promise to grow old with you. I'm betting not a single one will ever be opened.”

He seemed to forget about them after that.

I never reminded him.