After I Won the Lottery, My Ex-wife Begged Me For Forgiveness

I went home early on May Day to give my wife a surprise.

But there was no one in the house.

I called her, "Where are you, honey?"

I heard her gasping on the other end of the phone as she answered, "I, I am at home!"

I looked at the empty house and fell into silence.

I sent a photo back. "If you were at home, then where am I?"