After I Realized I Didn't Love Him Anymore, My Ex-Husband Regretted

During our holiday outing, both Jane, our housekeeper, and I fell into the river.

My husband pushed my pregnant self aside to save Jane, who was further away and could swim.

Jane clung to my husband's neck, her wet body pressed against him.

It looked like all they needed was a bed to set the scene.

I, heavily pregnant at eight months, climbed ashore.

I selected the divorce agreement and sent it off.

Note: The leash is off. Feel free to go eat dirt.