After False Abuse Rumors, My Husband Cries Pearls Daily

My manager asked why I always leave the second the clock hits quitting time. Did I have a problem with overtime? Struck by inspiration, I put on my most pitiful face and explained. "I have to get home to cook for my husband and kids." "If I'm even one minute late, that's one more slap I have to take." Sure enough, the manager not only went quiet, he ordered me an express car home.