After Being Beaten by My Wife's Boyfriend

Just for exchanging a few flirtatious words with my wife, I was mistaken for a homewrecker by her "boyfriend."

He barged into my house with a group of self-proclaimed "Guardians of Morality," dedicated to punishing immoral men.

"What? You have the guts to seduce a woman but can't admit it?"

"From the moment you became a homewrecker, you should have expected this day would come!"

"Men should abide by morality too. We, the Guardians of Morality, are here to punish you scumbag!"

The group shouted curses while wrecking my house in a fury.